Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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