I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
