i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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