so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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