Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We left an ass print on the piano.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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