do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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