Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Damn victory sex feels great
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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