i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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