Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
People in love make me want to vomit
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
wow bdsm is so cute
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