So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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