I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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