It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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