real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Sorry my hands just texted you
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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