He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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