Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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