she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If I die, sorry about rent.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
