You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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