Don't you send me to vm
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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