Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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