Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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