please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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