I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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