i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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