He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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