Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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