Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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