Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you will always have a special place in my vag
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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