I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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