Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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