The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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