Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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