Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
