How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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