I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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