You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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