The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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