Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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