Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Are we still banned from the library?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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