I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate all girls vehemently.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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