My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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