super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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