yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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