Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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