Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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