CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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