The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
