Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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