some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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