You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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