Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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