Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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