Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found puke in my bra..
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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