why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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