I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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