Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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